Allohomocognitiophobia

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Suffering from Allohomocognitiophobia?

Do you break into a cold sweat when someone says “AI”?
Do you suspect your spreadsheet is plotting against you?
Have you ever yelled, “I’ll never trust a robot!” at your computer… and then unplugged it just to be safe?

Do you hide your Alexa in the fridge?
Do you still have a flip phone… just in case?

You may be experiencing allohomocognitiophobia — unease with intelligence that isn’t human.


Common symptoms include:

  • Saying “We’ve always done it this way” at least three times per meeting
  • Opening Excel 17 times a day instead of fixing the process once
  • Printing emails so you can “keep a hard copy”
  • Hiring more people to do work a computer could finish before lunch
  • Asking if the internet is “down everywhere”
  • Fear that AI will steal your job, your parking spot, or your lunch from the fridge

The good news?

Treatment is available.

At BizNetix, we help businesses safely adopt AI — one practical step at a time.
No hype. No jargon. No robot overlords.
No mysterious blinking lights.

Just smarter tools, better workflows, and fewer headaches.

Ask your computer guy.
Or your tech-savvy niece.
Or that one employee who fixes everything when the Wi-Fi goes down.

Better yet — call BizNetix.

We make AI useful.
Not scary.